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OVERLOAD Results 
by Mike Machnik

   Fading music gave way to the sound of crashing bodies in a UPW highlight video up on the giant screens that flanked the ring signaling wrestling fans to their seats in the packed house.  John Ian, the mellifluous in-ring voice of UPW, came down the runway to the ring to announce the first match.

The Outlaws (Mike Knox, Marshall Knox, Derek Niekirk) vs. The Pitbulls (Ricky Reyes, Rocky Romero, Puma)

   The Outlaws had a significant size advantage, which they made good use of early in the match successfully isolating Rocky Romero from his teammates.  But the Pitbulls lived up to their name holding on and fighting back until Mike Knox threw Rocky into the ropes and the Pitbull took an unexpected high bounce that caught Mike high in the chest and bowled him over.  Rocky finally made the all-important tag to Puma and moments later all six men were in the ring and then out of it and fighting on the floor.  Puma, the smallest and newest of the Pitbulls was the first to scramble back into the ring and up a ring post followed by Mike Knox.  The two of them slugged and punched each other on their perch until they came down, in the ring, on Mike’s head.  Then while Ricky and Rocky held Mike and Derek in the pit Puma rolled up the dazed Mike Knox for the pin.  WINNERS: The Pitbulls

   John Ian introduced WWE’s Justin Roberts, who always gets a reaction from Southern California wrestling fans, who introduced the next match.

UPW WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP
Ivory vs. Erica Porter (Champion) with Big Schwag and Babi Slymm

   The early part of the match was solid mat-wrestling with both women trying but failing to establish control until Schwag standing on the ring apron saw a chance to drive a knee into Ivory’s back, and did.  The Champion scored a series of high impact moves on Ivory, and got a series of two counts from referee Marty but seemed unable to find a finishing combination.  Then a wriggling Ivory managed to unbalance Erica’s attempted slam sending the Champion over backwards with the challenger landing on top of her.  Ivory seemed about to upset the Champion when Schwag pulled the referee out of the ring and while he argued with Marty in the pit Babi Slymm took Ivory down with a running lariat.  When Schwag shoved the referee back into the ring he found Erica on top of Ivory and made the three count.  WINNER: Erica Porter

TWELVE MAN TAG TEAM 
Team UNIVERSITY
(Shawn Riddick, Tommy Wilson, Lil’ Nate, Andrew Hellman, Tony Stradlin, The Miz)
vs.
Team SAVAGE
(Navajo Warrior, Solo Snuka, Skulu, Sabbath, Ma’koa, King Dabada)

   Considering that there were twelve men around the ring wanting to get into action and show what they could do the opening minutes of the match were remarkably orderly, with the University guys repeatedly demonstrating that you don’t have to be the biggest guy in the ring to come out on top.  But the University’s ability to evade, counter and upset their bigger opponents eventually frustrated Savage into multi-teaming Andrew Hellman, which brought all the University Students into the ring, which brought all of Savage into the ring.  Wrestling rings aren’t that big and the action rapidly went to the floor with bodies and fist and boots flying anywhere you looked.  Amid the general chaos Lil’ Nate managed to scramble back into the empty ring where he headed for a ring post.  But he was caught by Skulu who tossed the littlest guy in the brawl up in the air, and caught him in his “Polynesian Powerslam”, resulting in the win for team Savage.  After the victorious Savage had left the ring the other five members of the University team scarped Nate off the mat and carried him to the back.  WINNERS: Team Savage

   After a brief but rousing in ring performance by the POWERBOMB dancers, during which they pulled off their RAW DAWG T-shirts and tossed them to eager fans, John Ian came out to introduce Miss D. D. who introduced the Big Schwag who brought out Adam Pearce.

Adam Pearce vs. “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka

   After Schwag threw powder in Snuka’s face Adam Pearce and pounded the superstar into the mat with a piledriver and then covered him for the pin.  But, unseen by referee Marty, Snuka managed to get a boot over the bottom rope well before the count was finished.  So while Schwag and Adam Pearce celebrated Pearce’s victory Referee Rick Knox conferred with referee Marty who, realizing his error, restarted the match.  A surprised Adam Pearce was slammed to the mat, hit by a Snuka splash off the top turnbuckle and rolled up for the pin in the center of the ring.  WINNER: “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka

John Ian introduced Looney Lane, The First Lady of UPW, who remember many of the famous and infamous women wrestlers of UPW over the last five years and thanked the fans for their loyal support if in a rather immodest way.

  Up on the Giant Screens on either side of the ring video highlights of the recent rocky relationship between UPW owner Rick Bassman and Commissioner Pete Doyle played out, then shifted to scenes of Rick training for their match and then to the locker room where someone shouted the two minute warning to the UPW owner.  Then a clipboard smacked over Rick’s head and he toppled over on the floor.  The scene shifted to Pete Doyle parading to the ring where he announced that he’d taken care of the last little bit of red tape in the way of his taking over UPW and then, as his first official act, he fired color announcer Todd Keneley.  At that point Doyle was interrupted by another image on the Big Screens, a bloody faced Rick Bassman who warned Doyle that they were going back to the Jungle!

FOR CONTROL OF UPW
Commissioner Pete Doyle vs. Owner Rick Bassman

   It wasn’t an elegant match.  The clipboard banged off Rick Bassman’s head multiple times.  When the brawl rolled out of the ring to the stage the recently fired Todd Keneley punched Doyle in the nose knocking him into Rick and the two of them fell off the stage and through a table waiting for the TLC match later in the show.  In the end Pete Doyle swung his clipboard one too many times and Rick, having learned from experience, ducked and then kicked the metal paper holder back in Doyle’s face, rode the staggered commissioner’s head into the mat and covered him for pin.  WINNER: Rick Bassman

Once again the big screens shifted images, this time to Vince McMahon congratulating Rick on his win and UPW’s five successful years and the positive relationship they had established with the WWE.  Then in his own inimitable style Vince told Pete Doyle, “You’re Fired!” and led the crowd in singing, “Na Na Na Na, Goodbye,” to Doyle.

Tom Howard & Chris Daniels
vs.
The Outsiders (Scott Hall & Kevin Nash)
with special guest referee Evan Marriott

   The match frequently spilled onto the floor around the ring, which early on seemed to be where Hall and Nash preferred to fight.  Later Scott and Kevin managed to isolate Chris Daniels in the ring, wearing him down and keeping him from Tom Howard.  Scott’s sleeper on Daniel’s had Chris down on the mat, but with the crowd chanting their support Chris shot elbows into Scott’s ribs until the hold was broken.  A quick flurry of moves and counters and Daniels was on Scott’s back with his own sleeper around the big man’s neck and a hand over his eyes.  Scott stumbled around trying to find his partner or the ropes and finally went over backward landing on Chris to break the hold.  Both men struggled to make tags, which wound up bringing everybody into the ring.  Special referee Evan Marriott tried to restore order but wound up in a shoving match with Scott Hall while Kevin Nash chased Chris Daniels up a ring post.  Evan shoved Scott into Tom Howard who flipped the big man into the ropes and then slammed him to the mat and rolled him up while Chris Daniels shoved Kevin Nash off the turnbuckles to the mat then came down on him with a shooting star off the ring post and rolled him up for the double pin.  WINNERS: Tom Howard and Chris Daniels

TABELS, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH FOR THE UPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The Ballard Brothers (Shannon & Shane)
vs.
Hardkore Inc. (Hardkore Kid & Al Katraz) with El Jefe

      The champions, Hardkore Inc., refused to come out to their music until they’d run a commercial on the Big Screens for El Jefe’s Quesidilla maker.  When the action did get under way it was essential chaos.  The Ballards were the first to use a ladder, but then seemed to be on the wrong end of it.  Shannon became the meat in a ladder sandwich made by Al Katraz into which Hardkore Kid threw Shane.  A frying pan, not usually included in TLC match, got bent all out of shape on the Ballard’s heads.  And otherwise chairs were swung and bent, ladders were toppled and tossed and tables were smashed.  El Jefe himself got in the ring to knock the ladder out from under Shane when both his men were struggling to get out from smashed table debris outside the ring.  That brought Looney Lane out from the back to smash one of El Jefe’s Quesidilla makers over the chief’s head.  El Jefe went after Looney backstage which allowed Shane to set up the ladder to go after the belts again.  But by that time Al Katraz was in the ring with his own ladder leading to a fight between the two in the rafters while Shannon and Hardkore Kid beat each with table scraps on the floor.  Al Katraz’s ladder proved to be the more unstable and he was toppled over the ropes to the floor and through yet another table while Shane grabbed the belts and the Championship.  WINNERS: The Ballard Brothers

   Another show stopping dance routine by POWERBOMB, with the girls throwing their baseball caps to their frenzied fans this time.  This was followed by John Ian who introduced UFC’s Bruce Buffer who brought out the next match.  A surprise guest in the audience, the legendary Tank Abbott, nearly came to blows with Shamrock, with security needed to keep Abbott away from the ring.

WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS MAN
Ken Shamrock vs. Predator

   Ken Shamrock had problems finding a weak spot to go after on his much bigger opponent.  Shamrock’s leg attacks looked promising for a while, but Ken kept getting smashed to the mat every time he went down low.  It looked like an even bet whether Predator’s legs would give out before Shamrock’s body.  Ken had more luck using his greater agility to reverse Predator’s own moves into submission holds.  It took Predator almost two minutes to break out of a submission armbar by finally powering his way to his feet and then powerbombing Shamrock to the mat which finaly broke the armbar.  But the long suffering angered the big man and he went for his chain, only to have it wrapped around his own neck in another reversal by Shamrock.  Predator shook and swiveled trying to get Shamrock and the chain off his neck without success.  When he went to his knees the referee tried to intervene only to have the wildly flailing Predator grab hold of the official and take him to the mat in the tangle of bodies and linked metal.  With the referee tapping out on the mat the bell sounded and referees and security came charging from the back to salvage one of their own by prying Shamrock off the Predator so they could get the big man off the referee.  But as soon as Predator was free he sent bodies hurtling in all direction and his swinging chain finished clearing the ring.  RESULT: Double Disqualification

   Up on the Big Screens highlights of Evan Karagias attack on Frankie Kazarian at Matt Wars two weeks ago were followed by Evan’s interview with Dave Marquez in which he promised to add the UPW Lightweight Championship to his collection of trophies.

UPW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Three Way Elimination
Evan Karagais vs. Jerry Lynn vs. Frankie “The Future” Kazarian (Champion)

   Evan Karagais initially tried to lie back letting the other two men go at each other only to wind up being the focus of both his opponents.  Evan got the worst of an exchange of punches with Frankie in the middle of the ring.  Then when all three high flyers tumbled off a ring post Karagais was the one on the bottom.  Jerry Lynn took advantage Evan’s stunned condition by piledrivering Karagais’s head into the mat.  Frankie knocked Jerry off the pin attempt only to pin Evan himself.  Evan Karagais was the first man out of the match.  Bodies continued to fly however as Jerry Lynn hit a shooting star off the top turnbuckle on Frankie who was down on the floor.  Fighting up on the ring apron Frankie out maneuvered Lynn and came over the top rope holding onto his challenger's head and riding his face into the mat.  Frankie’s head scissors on Jerry off a ring post got the champion only a two count.  But Frankie immediately followed up with a reverse face buster to finally get the three count.  WINNER: Frankie “The Future” Kazarian

   Finally John Ian came back to the ring to bring out the Ballard Brothers, Tom Howard and Rick Bassman who then brought Frankie Kazarian into the group and thanked all the people backstage who made the show a success.  Rick then thanked the fans for five years of great support; told them to be on the lookout for UPW’s upcoming TV series and said good night to the exhausted but totally satisfied crowd.